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Great Tag Lines and Kool "Sig" filesLooking for a great tag line for your email? You've come to the right place, we've managed to scrap together some of the funniest tag lines around, check them out below... If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned. Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after another. Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail. Some succeed because they are destined to. But most succeed because they are determined to. If money could talk, it would say: goodbye. If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town. If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Never say 'OOPS!' always say 'Ah, Interesting!' Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements. Pain and Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional. Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark! Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst. Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results. The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. The only place you can win a football game is on the field. The only place you can lose it is in your head. |
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