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Great Tag Lins and Kool "Sig" filesLooking for a great tag line for your email? Found on a Speed Racer T-shirt: Machine Wash Cold Your 100% Cotton Silk-Screened T-shirt. Tumble dry low, clean your room, and don't stay out past 11:00 without calling. There are two secrets for success: 1. Don't reveal all your secrets If you can't be good, be good at it. If you put your nose to the grindstone, you'll get a flat face. Life is tough, get a helmet You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything. Here's to living single, seeing double and sleeping triple! Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore. A six pack a day keeps the shakes away! Whiskey was invented so the Irish wouldn't rule the world. To some it's half empty, To some it's half full. To me it's time for a beer run! Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker - Ogden Nash My drinking team has a soccer problem. You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy Hmmmmmmmmm....Beer - Homer Simpson And G-d said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then G-d said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine Zandonella There's too much blood in my alcohol system Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Remember I before E, except in Budweiser. Beer contains Vitamin Pee. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime. To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group Ginsing - What happens on Karaoke Nite after mixing fun with Gin. Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine. Scotch. Even we Irish will drink it... One more and I'll be under the host - Dorothy Parker Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. - Dave Barry The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drink behind. - Humphrey Bogart Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you are not able to pronounce it. Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1862 "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson We are always looking for useful new articles to add to this site, so if you have a good article that you wish to submit, please feel free to contact us: - -:
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