Great Tag Lines from SigK

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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.

There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Triumph is 'oomph' added to try.

Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...

We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it - we find a reason for it because we want it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

When someone says, 'do you want my opinion?' - it's always a negative one.

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they've got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don't wanna know 'em!

Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

There's no future in time travel.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

One-half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

Never pet a burning dog.

Always remember to pillage before you burn.

Never eat yellow snow.

If everything is going right, quickly hang a left. - Tom Boski

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