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Great Tag Lins and Kool "Sig" filesLooking for a great tag line for your email? Quit smoking on the anniversary of your birth, not the day of your death. - Corky Peterson If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. He who laughs, lasts. It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. If you are longing for the 'good old days', you're there pal. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. At the end of your rope? Tie and knot and SWING! This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it. A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose. - Farmers Almanac The cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker. Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there. Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength. - Corrie TenBoom Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. - Ambrose Bierce Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes. You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot If you aren't making waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Drink varnish and you'll get a lovely finish. Never buy anything that has a handle, eats, needs painting, or has babies. Take the road not taken - the leaves crunch that much louder! Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice. They say the pen is mightier than the sword. (if you miss a deadline, you'd better bring the sword) People are illogical, inconsiderate and self-centred. Love them anyway. Running away won't solve your problems but it'll buy you time until you can turn around. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy |
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