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		<title>The Cartoonist Who Couldn&#8217;t Draw Well</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since I launched my cartoon business a decade ago, many have asked me how to get into cartooning, or some similar artistic endeavor, especially if, like me, art is not their strongest skill.  Before I entered "the trade", I too, was curious about how a number seemed to "sneak in" these so called "glamour-fields" and many were no better artists than me, and I am no Picasso.]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/the-cartoonist-who-couldnt-draw-well/</link>
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		<title>Cow Mooooder Mysery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Truman Cowpoke is the name and cow moooder mysteries is my game. I write about the life of cows, violence, and yes, even bovine death. Words cannot express the horror I feel, as a mystery writer of true cow crime while researching the death and destruction that can occur in "greener pastures". Of course there are no cowincidences and anyone who says there are may might be bull and udder nonesense.]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/cow-mooooder-mysery/</link>
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		<title>The Gay Son</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Four friends, who hadn&#8217;t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
 
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said,
&#8216;My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/the-gay-son/</link>
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		<title>How Steve Wright Sees The World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[His mind sees things differently than most of us, to our amazement and amusement.  
Here are some of his gems:
1 - I&#8217;d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists &#8212; They don&#8217;t expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/how-steve-wright-sees-the-world/</link>
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		<title>Men Are Just Happier People</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can&#8217;t fall pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
 
You can even wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/men-are-just-happier-people/</link>
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		<title>Brighten Your Day with a Smiley!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you tried to express your mood or feelings online? Sometimes it is easier using a smiley or emoticon. With these small icons you can convey new meaning to your forum posts, emails and website content.]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/brighten-your-day-with-a-smiley/</link>
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		<title>Humorous celebrity quotations about their tattoos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tattoos are a never-ending topic of conversation. Here are 10 incredible and surprising quotations from world famous people about this fascinating subject.]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/humorous-celebrity-quotations-about-their-tattoos/</link>
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		<title>New Male Date Rape Drug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties &#38; local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called &#8216;Beer&#8217;.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes bottles, cans, or from taps and in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/new-male-date-rape-drug/</link>
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		<title>Laugh At A Cartoon&#8230;Save Your Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Newspaper or Internet cartoons might save your life or build your immune system at least, that is the thinking of many progressive doctors and psychologists.]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/laugh-at-a-cartoonsave-your-life/</link>
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		<title>The Funniest Six Single-Panel Cartoons On The Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to humor, what rules?  You might be surprised that more people view newspaper and Internet cartoons than all the funny movies, sitcoms, late night shows, and stand-up comedians put together.]]></description>
		<link>http://sigk.com/the-funniest-six-single-panel-cartoons-on-the-internet/</link>
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