Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer’.

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

Extracts from some of the year’s newspaper articles concerning the Health and Safety Executive:

In 2007 a school headmaster banned the playing of conkers in the playground unless the children involved were wearing government approved protective goggles. Other schools followed suit in banning conkers completely.

Companies have been banning the use of Christmas decorations because health and safety regulations require that only a qualified person must be allowed to do such a job.

All office equipment must now be tested by a competent and qualified electrician on an annual basis.

Children at a donkey derby were banned from riding real donkeys and were forced to hop along on inflatable sheep due to health and safety regulations.

Egg boxes have been banned in school art and craft lessons because the danger of catching salmonella is considered excessive.

For safety reasons the use of step ladders has been banned in all UK companies.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school.  He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 01 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 02: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 03: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 04: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 05: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.